I bought the "read this if you want to have sex with me" sweatshirt and ever since it has been a real problem for me. It has both greatly improved and harmed my sex life. For example sex with my girlfriend has greatly escalated, but so has sex with strangers. I have now had sex with almost every literate person that I have come across. It has created issues within my friend group, family, and school. To avoid this issue I now spend most of my time in shelters for the blind and disabled, however, every once in a while someone who can read catches a glimpse of the back of my sweatshirt and my balls are emptied once more. I have no choice in this matter. What happened to body autonomy and CHOICE??? These have been the worst 48 hours of my life. As I am writing this I am hiding in a retirement home with a nice legally blind lady named Susan. I enjoy spending time with her because she does not know how to read. We are listening to classical music and I am reading her a book. The nurse just passed by and I think she saw the back of my sweatshirt. I must go now and fulfill my duty. This has become my life now.